'Priest' Trailer

I am sick of everything being 3D. Sick.of.it!

That being said, this movie seems like it will either be good or very, very bad. If judged on the SFX alone, I'm going for very, very bad. I mean, what the hell kind of "vampires" are those? They look like some kind of leech mixed with a piranha twisted with a slug. I know we've pretty much exhausted the "vampire" genre and the various ways they can look, but come on!

On the maybe-good side, the story might be interesting. Paul Bettany plays a priest in a world that looks like a mish-mash of medieval Europe and the future. I think he also hunts those leech/piranha/slug/vampire things above. That's pretty much all I get from the trailer because it wasn't that good.

'Legion' Red Band Trailer

A.) 5:12 isn't a trailer, it's at least a featurette and more like the entire movie in 5:12.

B.) Parts look scary, parts look stupid and most of it looks like it takes place in a diner in the middle of BFE. How that can keep the attention of people for 2 hours (or more like 3, I'm guessing) I have no idea.

C.) It was kind of awesome when the old lady in the diner started telling the girl that the baby was going to burn and then started swearing at everyone. It became lame when she started crawling around on the ceiling like a bug via Roland Emmerich-style CGI.

D.) Remember 'Dogma' and the bitching that was done about that movie by the religious folk? Well, no matter what this movie is actually about, there will no doubt be bitching of the same type.

E.) Kevin Durand.