Wednesday, July 1, 2009

WTF? RoboGeisha

What.the.Fuck? Seriously.

Did katana just shoot out of her armpits? Did she just "transform" into a tank/lady? Why does the narrator sound like he's trying REALLY hard to say these words in English? Like, if he tries REALLY hard, it will make this a giant cinematic success. What.the.fuck? Why did those buildings spray blood when that robot (that looks like a building) hit them? Buildings don't bleed.

Oh it gets even better! Now there is a guy in a wheelchair shooting something. And...some chick gets stabbed in the crotch with a sword and starts spraying blood everywhere. What the hell is this? Oh! Oh, I I get an explanation...the 'war of the Geisha begins'...well now it completely makes sense.
What the fuck, Japan? What.the.fuck?

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